What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

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How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone?

He was part of doctors without boarders .

What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

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What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

Where would you put an injured insect ?

In an antbulance !

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How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!