What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier?

Because he was a light sleeper.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"