What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

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Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

What did the unused dough say to the baker?

Why don't you knead me

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Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.