What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

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Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

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What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.