What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

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What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"