What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lives in the sea and yells?

A: A clam shouter.

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

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How do fish get high?

Seaweed

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.

What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

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What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see."

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.