What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila...

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What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

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What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

What do you call 2 algebraists who marry?

Prime mates