What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

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What is your relationship with the plaintiff?

A: She is my daughter. Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13 1979

Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

Defendant Jokes More Defendant Jokes

How do you plead?

Defendant: Not quilty.

What can you say in your defense?

ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

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Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

Why are some flowers gangsta ?

Cause they carry pistils.

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What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!