What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What makes me want to lose the will to live?

r/Jokes!

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What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.