What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

Why do black people like the NBA?

It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks