Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi?

The Forceskin.

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What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

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How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.