Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

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Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

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Whos there?

Yoda lady. Yoda lady who Good job yodeling! 2.Knock knock. Whos there Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew