Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

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What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

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What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

Why do midgets make bad parents?

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What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

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Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

When in Rome do as the Romans you know?

Slaughters entire office and imposes grain taxes on peasantry