What did the man say after he was hit by the car?

Nothing. He was dead.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

What do you call a man with no religion?

Godfrey

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.