What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

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Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

What is black and white and black and white and black and white?

A nun falling down stairs

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What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

a b-r-r-r-r-ito

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What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out