What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin