What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

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What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

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They needed a developer.

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Why should you work for a vegetable factory?

Because they offer a good celery.

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None. They're old school.

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What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

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What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

What do you call a used rubber in a church parking lot?

Family practice