What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Previous Random Joke Next
Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

Herder

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.