What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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What is the difference between a wife's argument and a knife?

A knife has a point.

What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ?

Two abominable snowballs

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How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !