What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

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When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

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What do you call a religious duck?

A Quacker

What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**