What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

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What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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The registration of the car that ran him over !

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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !