Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

Licence Jokes More Licence Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.