What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

Previous Random Joke Next
Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

South Park Jokes More South Park Jokes

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

Bend Jokes More Bend Jokes

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts!

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

Pillsbury Jokes More Pillsbury Jokes

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

What is the Pillsbury doughboy's wife's favorite snack?

Doughnuts.