How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

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How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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What do you call a white guy on steroids?

An athlete

What do you call four white guys in a band?

The 4Skins

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How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.