What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper