What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

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What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

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He nuts and bolts

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess