Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

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What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

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Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere