What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

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What do you call a black man that flies planes?

A pilot, you racist.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane?

Pilots, you racist!

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.