What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

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What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

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Where does Neckwear go on vacation?

Thailand.

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

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What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker