What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

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What did the rock say when he went metamorphic?

Holy schist."

Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man.

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How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty