What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

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What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"