What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What did pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out

What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?

Faith lifts

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

What was wrriten on a sign at the entrance of a gas chamber in the Holocaust?

Watch your step

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...