What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

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Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

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What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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Bar tender

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What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall ?

Listening .

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James