What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

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What is Mary short for?

She has no legs

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

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What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

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What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!