What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

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What do you call a guy that can't make a joke?

A dead one.

Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

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What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

What do you call a black person from Niger?

A Nigerian, you racist

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What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

What is the opposite of an autistic?

What is the opposite of an autistic? A Socialist.