What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

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How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day?

Ten-ish.

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What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

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What did the Wealth of Nations say to the Communist Manifesto to cheer it up?

Some day you will be red!

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'