What did the woman say to the guy in Naval intelligence?

You really have a smart uniform.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.