What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.