What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

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What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

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What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!