What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

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What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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How do you keep an idiot with RES busy?

loading...

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

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What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

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Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

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What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.