Bathtub Jokes

  • What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

    Laundry.

  • What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

    The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

  • What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

    Throw in your laundry.

  • What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

    Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

  • What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

    Throw in your laundry.

  • What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

    Throw your laundry in.

  • What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

    The lady in church has hope in her soul.

  • What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

    Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

  • What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

    Throw in the laundry.

  • What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

    Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

  • What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

    Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

  • What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

    The girl in church has hope in her soul

  • What do my toaster and I have in common?

    We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

  • What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

    Throw in a load of laundry.

  • Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

    I put soap and water in there every day...

  • What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

    a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

  • What do you call James Bond in the bathtub?

    Bubble-0-7

  • What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

    Throw in your laundry!

  • What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

    The woman in church has hope in her soul.

  • How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

    100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

  • What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

    The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

  • What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

    Gorillas in the mist

  • What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

    Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

  • Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

    One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

  • What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

    The nun has hope in her soul!

  • When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

    The bathtub.

  • What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

    One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

  • What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

    Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.