What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why do gingers hang out with black people?

Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!

What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A. Linedancing!