Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

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What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

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Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

What does autocorrect and women have in common?

They both jump to concussion

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How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill