What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

What do Saudi guys and girls have in common?

They all get stoned constantly.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why do you never see red headed Jazz musicians?

They have no soul...

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had