What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

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What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

Why Is Reddit Called Reddit?

Because you already read it.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.