What do Saudi guys and girls have in common?

They all get stoned constantly.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Saudi Jokes More Saudi Jokes

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

What's a Saudis favourite drink?

Milk sheikh

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.