What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?

Wok n' Roll