What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

Where does Batman go to get a haircut?

Batman-do

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Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

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How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

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What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

Why did they skip 9?

Because, 7 8 9...