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you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
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A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.
A: "All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully
I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.
Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)
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