What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

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Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

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What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew