Why are you just telling me now?

He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing.

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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What does a neckbeard say when make him laugh?

You made m'laugh.